The World's Thinnest Books

Lady Lori's mother sent this in the e-mail and it is too funny not to post:

The World's Thinnest Books

• FRENCH WAR HEROES
  by Jacques Chirac

• THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
  by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated by Michael Moore

• MY BEAUTY SECRETS
  by Janet Reno & Whoopi Goldberg

• ALL THE WOMEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
  by Barney Frank (D-Mass) & Boy George

• MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
  by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

• THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
  by Hillary Clinton

• THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
  By Bill Clinton

• MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
  by Osama Bin Laden

• THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
  by Bill Gates

• THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
  by Dennis Rodman

• THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
  by Al Gore & John Kerry

• AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

• A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
  by Dr. J. Kevorkian

• ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
  by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

• THE GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
  by Mike Tyson

• DELICIOUS SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
  by PETA

• THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

• MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
  by O.J. Simpson

• HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
  by Ted Kennedy

• MY BOOK OF MORALS
  by Bill Clinton
  with introduction
  by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

Can you think of any others? (Nothing too vulgar, please!) Leave them in the comments and I will post them here.