A Lady's Ruminations

"Jane was firm where she felt herself to be right." -Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice


Wednesday, October 11, 2006

The World's Thinnest Books

Lady Lori's mother sent this in the e-mail and it is too funny not to post:

The World's Thinnest Books

  • FRENCH WAR HEROES
    by Jacques Chirac
  • THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
    by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated by Michael Moore
  • MY BEAUTY SECRETS
    by Janet Reno & Whoopi Goldberg
  • ALL THE WOMEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
    by Barney Frank (D-Mass) & Boy George
  • MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
    by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
  • THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
    by Hillary Clinton
  • THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
    By Bill Clinton
  • MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
    by Osama Bin Laden
  • THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
    by Bill Gates
  • THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
    by Dennis Rodman
  • THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
    by Al Gore & John Kerry
  • AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
  • A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
    by Dr. J. Kevorkian
  • ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
    by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
  • THE GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
    by Mike Tyson
  • DELICIOUS SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
    by PETA
  • THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
  • MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
    by O.J. Simpson
  • HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
    by Ted Kennedy
  • MY BOOK OF MORALS
    by Bill Clinton
    with introduction
    by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
Can you think of any others? (Nothing too vulgar, please!) Leave them in the comments and I will post them here.