Illegally Invading Mexico for Smarties

I saw this and just had to post it too---from Gayle at My Republican Blog:

I know... I've complained and complained and complained about the border issue ad infinitum, and here I am complaining some more, but something needs to be done.

The following e-mail is brilliant. Wish I could give whoever wrote it credit for it, but as I don't know who wrote it I can't:

You are ready for the adventure of a lifetime. TRY THIS:

- Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, International law, or any of that nonsense.

- Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

- Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

- Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.

- Procreate abundantly.

- Deflect any criticicm of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural USA thing. You would not understand, pal."

- Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper. Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.

- Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican School system.

- Demand a local Mexican Driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unathorized, illegal presence in Mexico.

- Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

- Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to its officers.

Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon be dead. Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world except right here in the United States, Land of the naive and stupid, idiotic, politically correct politicians.

EXACTLY!