Top Jack Bauer Facts

I only just started watching the Fox television show 24 this season. So far, I have thoroughly enjoyed it.

That's why I laughed so much when I cam across this post at Euphoric Reality. It contains a link to this list of Jack Bauer Facts. They are absolutely hilarious.

Here are some of my favorites:

• If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".

• Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

• Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.

• Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

• Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.

• There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.

• Guns don't kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.

• What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.

• Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

• Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.

• When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.

Read the rest here (caution, some rough language).

And here someone has created a job application for CTU. Pretty funny.

24 is on tonight at 9pm on Fox. :)