Three Things Meme

Angel at Woman Honor Thyself tagged me with this the other day, but I have been at the lake so I couldn't post until now:

Name 3 Things That:

1. 3 things that scare me:
-Bugs: Seriously, I HATE them. Creepy, creepy, creepy! I act like a little girl.
-The Devil's power over people
-Terrorism and an open border

2. People who make me laugh:
-Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow in POTC and POTC2
-Hugh Laurie as House on House
-Tony Shaloub as Adrian Monk on Monk

3. Things I hate the most:
-The Devil
-Liberal policies such as abortion, gay marriage, etc.
-Poor Manners

4. Things I don't understand:
-Why anyone can think abortion is ok (and, why anyone can think abortion is ok, but have fits over animal testing)
-Why people stupidly vote for Libs
-How anyone can NOT love Jane Austen

5. Things I'm doing right now:
-Blogging
-Thinking about books I am reading
-Thinking of making tea

6. Things I want to do before I die:
-Visit England, Ireland, Scotland, and Wales (especially any place Jane Austen was)
-Learn to Waltz
-Write a Book

7. Things I can do:
-Read, Read, Read!
-Bake: Crumpets, Scones, Cheesecakes, Cookies, etc.
-Knit

8. Ways to describe my personality:
-Reserved
-Quiet
-Thoughtful

9. Things I can't do:
-Run a marathon
-Eat raw fish
-Be a Liberal

10. Things you should listen to:
-The Pope (well, of course God, Jesus, and the Bible!
-The Conservative Base
-Jane Austen

11. Things you should never listen to:
-The Devil
-Liberals
-the U.N.

12. Absolute favorite foods:
-Pizza
-Potatoes and Chicken (made various ways)
-Popcorn!

13. Things I'd like to learn:
-Welsh, Scots-Gaelic, and Irish
-How to do calligraphy
-How to really cook

14. Beverages I drink regularly:
-Water
-Tea
-Diet Pepsi

15. Shows I watched as a kid:
We didn't watch much when we were really young, but here are some I watched when I was a bit older.
-Little House on the Prairie
-Highway to Heaven
-Here Come the Brides

16. People I'm tagging:
-Anna at A Rose By Any Other Name
-Amy Proctor
-Mad Minerva