Who gets to tell Osama?

I've been watching the Opening Ceremonies for the Turin Winter Olympic Games. This latest portion has been, really, a Lib love-fest.

Susan Sarandon helped carry in the Olympic flag (She was one of eight women, which people are overjoyed about, as it is the first time eight women have carried the flag in. Oh, what a joyful thing!---Please, who really cares?).

Yoko Ono got up, with those stupid big sunglasses (at night?) and blabbed about "peace" and how if a "billion people believed in peace, we would have peace."

Then, some guy sang (loser) John Lennon's "Imagine." Blah, blah, blah.

My question is, who gets to tell Osama bin Laden about the whole Peace Plan? I vote for sending Susan and Yoko. Don't they realize he would have them beheaded?