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AP: Zarqawi: Wedding Bombing an Accident---

AMMAN, Jordan — An audiotape in the name of Al Qaeda in Iraq threatened on Friday to chop off King Abdullah II's head and bomb more hotels and tourist sites.

The speaker on the tape, identified as Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, also said the group's homicide bombers did not intend to bomb a Jordanian wedding party at an Amman hotel last week, killing about 30 people.

"Your star is fading. You will not escape your fate, you descendant of traitors. We will be able to reach your head and chop it off," al-Zarqawi said, referring to the king.

Al-Zarqawi told Jordanians to stay away from bases used by U.S. forces in Jordan, hotels and tourist sites in Amman, the Dead Sea and the southern resort of Aqaba and embassies of governments participating in the war in Iraq, saying they would be targeted.

He underlined that Al Qaeda in Iraq is not targeting fellow Muslims.

"People of Islam in Jordan, we want to assure you that we are extremely careful over your lives ... you are more beloved to us than ourselves," he said. (emphasis added)

Right. That's why no Muslims have been murdered by terrorist homicide bombers.

Al-Zarqawi sounds rather French, doesn't he? Chopping off the head of a king and all that.